fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Vodka?
Forever.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
