this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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