no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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