Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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