They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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