Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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