There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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