i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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