So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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