windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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