Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
