windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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