: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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