Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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