Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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