Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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