I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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