That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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