He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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