Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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