Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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