When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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