Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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