we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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