at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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