he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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