He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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