Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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