nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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