brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we have officially lost it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Randomize
