What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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