Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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