Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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