I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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