Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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