if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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