hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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