After last night, I could never be a politician.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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