He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
