After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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