so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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