Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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