ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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