so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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