i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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