I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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