Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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