Don't you send me to vm
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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