Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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