Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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