I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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