I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
kristin has been a bad kristin
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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