that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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