This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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