all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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