I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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